What happens when an eccentric Tony Stark wannabe and employee impregnator named Elon Musk taunts another billionaire named Mark Zuckerberg who is rumored to be a reptilian alien that rarely blinks? Well, they talk about fighting in a cage match.
As implausibly exciting as that sounds, it's true. And the two parties have made their intentions publicly known. This is how it began, on Twitter, where Musk pitched the idea of a cage match:
And this is how Zuckerberg responded.
By the way, Zuckerberg is the Lord of Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. If there is one person on Earth who knows the real-time location of every soul on this planet, it's Zuckerberg. After all, he made his billions trading our privacy to whoever is eager to buy.
The Instagram Story update was just his way of telling Musk, "challenge accepted, biaatch!"
Just in case your mind has already started wandering inside a steel cage, Musk is 51 years old, but stands at about 6-feet-1-inch. Zuckerberg just celebrated his 39th year on planet Earth and stands at 5-feet-7-inches.
By the way, Musk's plan to face Zuckerberg doesn't sound particularly aggressive, even though he has decided on the venue for their duel. Take a look:
Musk is taller, bulkier, (a heck lotta richer), but most importantly, he has a far longer reach to knock out a few of Zuckerberg's pearly whites. Zuckerberg, by the way, knows jiu-jitsu, a Brazilian self-defense martial art and combat sport.
He even won a few medals at a jiu-jitsu tournament earlier this year. Maybe, the lil guy can force Musk to tap out. Only Lord knows the aftermath, but I'd pay top dollars to watch them exchange kicks and hooks.
In the meanwhile, check out Zuckerberg's sweaty fight training video here.