News Google phones’ new trick keeps the repair guy from stealing all your saucy data Repair Mode is available for Pixel phones running Android 14. Samsung also offers its own version. Other brands apparently don’t give a shit, or put more trust in repair shops than their Lord.
Future Google ate your entire life's data. Its new AI wants to turn that into an eery story. “Imagine opening ChatGPT but it already knows everything about your life. What would you ask it?" Well, that is Google's Project Ellmann for you.
Mobile WhatsApp gets disappearing voice notes. You Only Hear Once, bitch! But still, send these super-secret, self-destructing messages only to your most trustworthy friends. Screen recording exists, y'all!
Apple Apple admits governments spy on users with push notifications "Democracies allied to the United States" have also been forcing Google and Apple to cough up information on push notifications an average Joe gets on their phone.
News OnePlus 12 serves mad 100W charging at an iPhone-shaming price You get a folded lens 120x zoom camera. 50W wireless charging. And a super-bright OLED screen. All that at a price that won't defer all your micro-investment schemes or solo trip plans.
Apple India wants USB-C even on older iPhones. Apple cries production tears. Apple says the government rule would derail its local iPhone production plans. Or, it would need at least 18 months to process the shift away and put USB-C on older iPhones.
News In 2024, Samsung will say "same same, but different" with Galaxy S24 series Lazy work is "continued trust in our design philosophy." But hey, blame Apple for setting a shit precedent that Samsung is now ardently following.
Future Hey organic snobs, science just proved that normie veggies taste just the same How do you burn shit opinions and bad perceptions? Do a blind test. That’s just what a few scientists did here and debunked the organic veggie taste hypocrisy.
Future Y’all dump plastic in water and it’s destroying the love life of poor sea animals If these sea-dwelling creatures don’t make sweet, sweet love and spawn cute babies, scientists say it could affect the entire food chain. Beware, seafood fans!
Internet Fuck love. Dating apps prefer popularity over compatibility to milk money, says research. Step 1: Dangle attractive users to the masses. Step 2: Make the normies pay in hopes of a match. Step 3: Keep the loop going.
Future Research says newborn babies can guess and bop to beats “Beat processing is present in newborns," says the research paper. Also, babies could identify rhythms while asleep.
Mobile The upcoming OnePlus 12 looks heavenly in jade green Jade green is the signature of royalty, and even a Chinese God emperor borrows his name from the gemstone. Then there's the fastest Snapdragon chip breathing fire under that hood.
News ChatGPT app can now speak. Yes, with freeloaders, too. You can pick between five voices and ask the AI chatbot to praise how unbelievably handsome you are in an eerily human voice.
Internet YouTube's AI can turn your croaking hums into a melody "Create me a song about hot pancakes cooked by grandma, but make T-Pain sing it with loud bass." Yep, YouTube will do that text-to-music thingy, too!
Future You can add Hyundai cars to your Amazon carts Starting 2024, lazy shoppers will be able to pick a Hyundai car on Amazon.com, pay for it online, and get it delivered by their local dealership.
Internet You can now go job hunting on X aka Twitter It's pretty basic at the moment, but there are already plenty of jobs listed there. Whether you can score isn't Elon Musk's damn concern.
Apple Texting between iPhone and Androids will soon be less shitty Will the green bubble of shame go away? Apple's a rich biaatchhh. So likely, it won't.
Media You can now share Instagram posts and Reels only with close friends If you see green on any photo or Reel from an account, you that you’re a lucky one.
News Research says regular weed smokers are more empathetic Dem weed bruddas look chill. Big brain science guys say they’re more humane, too.
Apple Next Apple Watch will alert about rising blood pressure, but won’t tell who’s causing it The watch will also asses breathing patterns during your snoozy hours to detect signs of sleep apnea.
Google Google phones and watches can now save your ass after an accident or fall The sensors inside your Google phone and smartwatch will be on the alert for emergency events and automatically call emergency services while sharing your location information.
Apple Apple ecosystem is finally getting aped for us poor Android-Windows peasants If you’ve ever yearned for the cross-device fluidity of Apple gizmos, but your wallet crushed those dreams, there’s hope. A rewarding Android-Windows experience will kick into action this year. At last!
Internet Meta gave us celebrity AI chatbots. Riley Reid wants to do the same for pornstars. "I want to be able to be a part of the future. I don't want porn to get left behind."
Internet Tinder's new feature ropes in parents / friends to find your next soulmate / hookup You can now ghost-check all the profiles recommended to your friend, sibling, or kid, on Tinder - and suggest those you might like. Just don't go shaming and doxxing!
OnePlus Featured OnePlus Open first look: Hellishly sexy, undeniably refined. It could just use some trust This is a first attempt at foldable wizardry. It feels more like a suave tactic years in the making. It’s that good. And yes, you can safely pick it over a ‘galaxy’ of other foldie bois!
