Future Athenil Bites, July 29: Is your phone tracking you with Wi-Fi & Bluetooth? AI comes for homework, and cool F-Bombs on YouTube Google and OpenAI want their AI to handle homework for students. Like seriously explaining it step by step. Who gives a heck about human teachers, after all, when money is made getting us addicted to AI chatbots, right?
Apple Athenil Bites, July 25: LeBron James hates his pregnant vids, porn games are being hunted down, and nuclear fuel that takes us to Mars Apple has released the first public beta updates for next-gen software powering iPhones, iPads, and Macs. And yes, it's all about that glass-inspired design.
Apple Athenil Bites, July 23: Amazon's band will hear all you say, good AI guy now wants dirty money, and iPhone brings back AI notifications Apple's AI summaries for news and entertainment are back. Let's hope they don't get another bashing from BBC for blunders. Also, it seems AI is taking the real dark turn for us all.
Future Athenil Bites, July 22: Tesla gets into restro biz, AI wins Olympiad, shady Spotify brings back dead artists with AI Once again, it's AI doing batshit crazy stuff. On the positive side, you can finally switch Chrome profiles on iPhone. Phew!
Future Athenil Bites, July 18: The dawn of super babies, ChatGPT gets agent, and Perplexity baits India US labs are cooking up super babies that are stronger and healthier using.... AI. Over 300 million Indians got Pro-grade AI tool for free overnight. And your favorite AI is now an agent.
Apple Athenil Bites, July 17: Mercedes brings meetings to cars, an iPhone case with human skin, and Apple's foldable shocker The iPhone 17 Pro's screen will cheat the Sun. And key scratches. AI? Well, researchers say it lacks confidence and will quickly change its opinion. Finicky shizz!
Future Athenil Bites, July 16: Musk's robotaxi on a penis, yoga for insomniacs, and smartphones to fix oral cancer? Lord Musk is in the news again... for a dick joke. On the positive side, a cheap smartphone-powered tool is helping find and destroy oral cancer.
Internet Athenil Bites, July 15: AI puts virus on Indian restro menu, Meta says unoriginal content sucks, and hot AI goth girls by Musk The world of AI is coming for us all. And not necessarily in a good way, it seems!
Internet Athenil Bites, July 14: AI chatbots come for kids, China's insanely speedy train, and AI porn is getting its $$$ cut Kids are turning to AI chatbots for therapy, as AI chatbots go Hitler-hailing. Also, science says lonely adults are more at risk of diabetes. Get yourself some friends.
Internet Starlink's Indian Odyssey: Finally Approved and Ready for Lift-Off! India approves Starlink's commercial operations with a 5-year license. Elon Musk's firm needs spectrum and ground setup next. India's 3rd satellite provider.
Future That AI chatbot on your phone is not a therapist, warn scientists. AGAIN In a research, AI chatbots flunked as therapists, giving risky advice and missing crises. For real support, stick to humans—they’re much less likely to steer you wrong.
Future Science Says Mindfulness Apps Can Fix Your Focus Fiend at Any Age A month of meditation can literally rewire your brain's attention system, improving focus and memory for all ages, with benefits even for the easily distracted.
Future Don't blame doom-scrolling. Your trash phone habits are hurting your sleep, says research Look, doom-scrolling is BAD for your sleep and mental well-being, but screen use in bed was the real culprit behind disrupted sleep in young people, as per fresh research.
Future This $1 smart mask hunts chemicals in your breath to monitor asthma and other woes The research team also demonstrated the masks' effectiveness in detecting blood alcohol levels in human subjects, hinting at its potential for on-site sobriety tests or other methods of monitoring alcohol consumption.
Future Ola is putting Krutrim AI chatbot on its electric scooters “Hey Masakali.” No, really. That assistant hotword was in the company’s presentation. Woo!
Future Research explains why cats scratch our furniture to hell Science is not all about sending probes to Uranus. Sometimes, we need to address the existential risk to our Ikea furniture posed by hellspawned cattos.
Future Rich geezers must avoid space tours as their greedy hearts risk failure, says research Loaded old lads planning to take their next multimillion-dollar space ride might wanna take their cardiologist with them, too, says fresh research.
Future AI genie now turns words into film-grade videos. Creators are torn over an uncertain future. The internet is going bat-shit crazy over Sora, an AI that makes videos from a few lines of text. Some hype-bois say Martin Scorsese will shit his midget-ass pants over the quality of these AI-vomited videos.
Internet Right in time for V-Day, here’s fresh research on getting laid with dating apps Don’t be a narcissist. Keep it real, and in your pants.
Future Featured For the love of God, give some 3D porn to yearning Apple Vision Pro buyers! Innocent folks that spent $3,500 on Apple's headset are losing their shit cuz they can't watch 3D masturbatory stuff on the Vision Pro.
Future Okay. Hold up. Some science-mad lad just created an AI baby? This AI baby is technically at the same intelligence level as a three or four year old human baby. The scary part is that it is self-learning, in the same fashion that a real baby learns from the directions given by its human parents.
Future Amazon is so desperate, it put an AI in the mobile app to make you buy stuff "Just buy dat damn ting," says the AI inside the search bar of a global shopping app owned by Jeff "Baldy McMuscle" Bezos.
Future Research proves just how, and why, weed makes you feel the munchies Science nerds got rats high on weed smoke, measured their brain activity, and found the secret behind the post-cannabis cravings.
Future Featured Adult star Sophie Dee talks fusing AI and porn. It's a slippery slope. Sophie AI is a digital companion forever by your side. For your moments of sad conflicts. And also in your horniest hours. It's the future, she says. It's disturbingly dangerous, argue experts.
Future Google ate your entire life's data. Its new AI wants to turn that into an eery story. “Imagine opening ChatGPT but it already knows everything about your life. What would you ask it?" Well, that is Google's Project Ellmann for you.
