Research explains why cats scratch our furniture to hell
Science is not all about sending probes to Uranus. Sometimes, we need to address the existential risk to our Ikea furniture posed by hellspawned cattos.
Nadeem Sarwar
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Twitter likes are gone. How do we nab our horny old politician now?
You can no longer see what a person has liked on Twitter. Now, we don’t support stalking exes. But humanity deserves a tool to expose saintly politicians simping for busty OF stars.
"F* them," says hacker behind Boat data breach targeting millions of customers
"...That is what they get," says the hacker, who sounds pissed off at the brand's lackadaisical attitude toward safety. So much so that they listed all the data for peanuts on a forum.
Boat leak targets a staggering 7.5 million customers. It seems like a dumb internet scam.
A hacker dumped files belonging to over 7.5 million Boat customers. The affected folks might have been victims of social media scams. But the scale of the leak suggests otherwise.
AI genie now turns words into film-grade videos. Creators are torn over an uncertain future.
The internet is going bat-shit crazy over Sora, an AI that makes videos from a few lines of text. Some hype-bois say Martin Scorsese will shit his midget-ass pants over the quality of these AI-vomited videos.
Apple now owns Godzilla, too!
Just in case you weren’t paying attention, Apple is the new video streaming behemoth on the block. Shows like Ted Lasso, The Morning Show, Prehistoric Planet, and Foundation (must watch!!!) are already the talk of the town and winning awards.
The company recently ordered a Lionel Messi film to its pipeline. This happened merely days after the football wizard signed up with an American club and started scoring goals like a machine, while the matches are streamed on Apple’s platform.
You can now add Godzilla to the list of Apple entertainment properties, too!
— Apple TV (@AppleTV) August 17, 2023
The platform will soon stream a new show — Monarch: Legacy of Monsters — which is set in the same world as the recent “Monsterverse” films featuring King Kong, Godzilla, and the organization named Monarch. Here’s the synopsis for Monarch: Legacy of Monsters —
The Apple TV+ slate already has upcoming shows with A-list Hollywood stars that include Oscar winners like Joaquin Phoenix, Riz Ahmed, and former Superman, Henry Cavill, among others. Some of the titles that will soon arrive on the platform are Napoleon, Killers of the Flower Moon, Argylle, Fingernails, and The Changeling.
Google Search will spoon-feed you long articles as a short summary
Everyone in the tech industry has gone mad over AI. Google, the lord of our entire digital existence, is no exception. The latest from its lab is a new feature called “SGE while browsing,” which presents a short summarized version of a long, complex article. Here’s how Google describes it:
“On some web pages you visit, you can tap to see an AI-generated list of the key points an article covers, with links that will take you straight to what you’re looking for directly on the page. We’ll also help you dig deeper with “Explore on page,” where you can see questions the article answers and jump to the relevant section to learn more.”
Here’s the feature in action:
The feature is rolling out inside the Google app for Android and iOS. It will soon arrive on Chrome for desktop, too. However, it’s an experimental feature, and can be enabled after you sign up for the Google Labs. Unfortunately, Google Labs is currently limited to the US market, and there is no timeline for an international expansion.
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