Computing Those blue light-filtering glasses might be up to no good, sis They probably aren't reducing eye strain, fixing your sleep cycle, or helping with retina health. To really block blue light, wear tinted glasses.
Internet Soon, Twitter aka X won't let you block any account. Let the chaos reign! Musk says blocking makes no sense. He should ask the many victims of harassment, online abuse, and stalking on Twitter aka X.
Internet Time to ring up your influencer crush as Twitter aka X readies video calling Hold your horses, pal. There will certainly be restrictions in place that allows an influencer with 420 followers to block calls from strangers.
Internet Obsessed scientist proves texting while walking leads to a fall, and spurs more typos, too. If you sit, like a human being, you won't type gibberish. And might not fall, either!
Internet WhatsApp now allows screen-sharing during video calls. R.I.P. Google and Zoom Your college professor is suddenly very happy uninstalling that neuron-annihilating piece of software thingmajig called Google Meet or Zoom. For the rest of us, well, the world has always been cruel.
Internet Tinder is launching a $500 monthly plan for the horny rich without rizz If you are rich and single, Tinder Vault will find you a beloved for just $500 per month. Who said money can't buy you everything?
Future Meta — the lord of all things bad online — is prepping a whole bunch of AI chatbots with different personalities Meta is making AI chatbots. A whole bunch, actually. One talks like Abraham Lincoln. The other one can help you with travels. Lord help us all!
Features Twitter is dead. It’s all X now, and it wants to do everything! Twitter no longer exists as of today. A certain billionaire named Musk has rebranded it to X. And he is changing it from top to bottom over his obsession with the letter X that goes back over two decades in the past.
News Twitter wants a fee if you chirp a lot in DMs. Welcome to Elon Musk’s social hell! If you enjoy some moments of social tranquility in Twitter DMs, you need to pay. Wanna DM strangers? Pay up, dude! Need to scroll your feed endlessly? Yep, you gotta pay. Welcome to the Twitter hell!
Internet AI content will soon get fingerprints to screw over lazy human cheaters Think of it as DNA fingerprinting for AI content. You won’t see it, but it will be very much present in the code. Yo sneaky AI-exploiting ass will soon be caught!
News Netflix begins cock-blocking password-sharing Indians Jaded by the sudden surge in subscribers after it started blocking password-sharing in the US and UK, Netflix is coming after Indians that share accounts with friends and family.
Internet Feeling stressed? You are more likely to click shady links in a bad email, says research If your brain is jelly due to overwork. Or you’re crying an Atlantic Ocean after a bad breakup. Or just stressed at the banality of our brief lives on the cosmic scale. Well, don’t click on random email links out of boredom.
Internet Meta aped Twitter with Threads. Pissed Twitter is now taking Meta to the court Threads is an Instagram off-shoot. And a Twitter copycat. This is how the meeting went at Meta during its development. Team: Hey Mark, how much do we want to copy Twitter for Threads? Mark Zuckerberg: Yes!
Internet WhatsApp now lets you transfer chat history to new phones with just a QR code scan Just the way you scan a QR code to add new contacts or share yours, WhatsApp now lets you transfer your entire chat history to new phones with just a scan. It’s quick, convenient, and secure.
Internet YouTube will cock-block you if it detects an ad-blocker on your computer YouTube only made $28.8 billion in ad revenue last year, so it needs you to view those money-making ads and survive in these tough times. Or, you can just buy YouTube Premium live happily ever after.
News Spotify wants to show music videos and swipe more money form your wallet Apple Music has music videos. YouTube Music also has video-watching facility. Spotify, which owns nearly a third of the music streaming market, is now dreaming of serving you music videos. It won’t come free, duh!
Internet Featured Elon Musk taunts Mark Zuckerberg to meet in a cage fight. Zucks says he's ready to brawl! Elon Musk jokingly tweeted that he will meet Mark Zuckerberg in a cage match. Zuckerberg announced on Instagram that Musk can share his location for the brawl.
Internet Facebook created a voice-copying AI so dangerous that its own researchers won’t release it The doom-loving curious brains at Meta created an AI tool called Voicebox that only needs a person’s two-second audio sample to start talking like them. Imagine your grandpa rapping a saucy NSFW track. Jeez!
Internet Medical research says cutting down on booze actually helps tone down depression Even if a person’s alcohol consumption level was at a dangerously unhealthy level, making even small cutbacks was found to help with their state of depression. Simply put, pulling away actually works with depression symptoms.
Internet The Uber app(s) will soon bless your eyes with long, unavoidable video ads Uber will soon start showing video ads worth up to 90 seconds on its mobile app. And the tablets installed in some cars. You can't turn off these ads. The ad-pocalypse starts this week.
Internet Too much AI chat can screw you over with insomnia, loneliness, and post-work alcoholism, says research A research published in the Journal of Applied Psychology says humans interacting too much with an AI at work faced its wrath on their physical and mental health.
Rants Featured Reddit falls to the cash demon that shit-ified Twitter; the fight for its soul rages, in vain! Reddit now wants money from the people that kept the platform alive with hours of FREE volunteer work. It’s a misdirected aim at milking money, but hundreds of millions of users are protesting the shit show.
News Spotify preps an offline playlist feature for times you enter an internet-less abyss Spotify will let you enjoy music with a playlist of offline songs, even if you enter the dark pits of hell. Just don’t expect this to be a free perk. Duh!
News WhatsApp adds Channels. Your chat app is now social media, lads! Channel is like a social media page — but more like a politician, who comes to the stage from time to time, barks at the audience, but doesn’t let anyone speak. You come, you read, and you fuck right off back to your life.
Wearables Fitbit's New Sleep Tracking Device Will Finally Tell You Who's The Real Bed Hog Fitbit, the master of fitness trackers, has decided to venture into the realm of sleep tracking with their groundbreaking new device. Brace yourselves, folks, because this gadget is going to reveal who the real bed hog is!
