
ChatGPT app can now speak. Yes, with freeloaders, too.
You can pick between five voices and ask the AI chatbot to praise how unbelievably handsome you are in an eerily human voice.

First-of-its-kind research says Zoom calls really sapped your brain cells
Human leaders and soul-sucking companies must not ignore the fatigue potential of videoconferencing, say scientists. I believe em!

The iMessage-on-Android security shit-show that is Nothing Chats
Hey Nothing, just admit the fumble, take the L, and move on with grace. As for the Sunbird app, let it burn in an unforgiving security hell, never to return again.

YouTube explains what twerking is okay and what's too hot
Depending on how steamy the booty shaking gets, YouTube will block it from earning ad-money, or ban it entirely.

YouTube's AI can turn your croaking hums into a melody
"Create me a song about hot pancakes cooked by grandma, but make T-Pain sing it with loud bass." Yep, YouTube will do that text-to-music thingy, too!
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