Apple's nudie-blocking crusade: Protecting your virgin eyes since whenever
Apple rides in on their censorship horse, armed with the Sensitive Content Warning. Shielding us from accidental nudity, they promise not to peek. Who needs privacy when you have a tech giant playing moral police? Thank you, Apple, for preserving our innocence!
Meet ANDI, the sweaty superhero: Saving the world one sweat drop at a time!
Move over, Olympians! ANDI, the profusely sweating robot, is here to show you how it's done. With its internal cooling system and heavy breathing skills, ANDI is the ultimate hot weather champion. Who needs humans when we have a sweaty android to save the day?
iOS 17 and iPadOS 17 beta 1: The Wacky Wonderland of Digital Delights!
Hold onto your digital hats, folks! iOS 17 and iPadOS 17 have crash-landed like a UFO full of quirky updates. Get ready for Siri's stand-up career, Animojis on a sugar rush, and a wild safari with time-travelling browsing. Buckle up, and it's gonna be a pixel-packed joyride!
The MacBook Air and its ugly notch now come in a 15-inch flavor
Apple says you need a 15-inch MacBook Air in your life. After all, what’s better than a laptop that starts at Rs. 1,34,900 and only offers two USB-C ports? But hey, at least there are six speakers to drown your financial hit with death metal songs.
You can now just bring two iPhones close and share contacts
IOS 17 will be out in the coming months. Once installed, it will let you share contacts by just bringing two iPhones (or an Apple Watch) close to each other. Of course, you will feel insanely cool and rich doing it!
Apple now owns Godzilla, too!
Just in case you weren’t paying attention, Apple is the new video streaming behemoth on the block. Shows like Ted Lasso, The Morning Show, Prehistoric Planet, and Foundation (must watch!!!) are already the talk of the town and winning awards.
The company recently ordered a Lionel Messi film to its pipeline. This happened merely days after the football wizard signed up with an American club and started scoring goals like a machine, while the matches are streamed on Apple’s platform.
You can now add Godzilla to the list of Apple entertainment properties, too!
— Apple TV (@AppleTV) August 17, 2023
The platform will soon stream a new show — Monarch: Legacy of Monsters — which is set in the same world as the recent “Monsterverse” films featuring King Kong, Godzilla, and the organization named Monarch. Here’s the synopsis for Monarch: Legacy of Monsters —
The Apple TV+ slate already has upcoming shows with A-list Hollywood stars that include Oscar winners like Joaquin Phoenix, Riz Ahmed, and former Superman, Henry Cavill, among others. Some of the titles that will soon arrive on the platform are Napoleon, Killers of the Flower Moon, Argylle, Fingernails, and The Changeling.
Google Search will spoon-feed you long articles as a short summary
Everyone in the tech industry has gone mad over AI. Google, the lord of our entire digital existence, is no exception. The latest from its lab is a new feature called “SGE while browsing,” which presents a short summarized version of a long, complex article. Here’s how Google describes it:
“On some web pages you visit, you can tap to see an AI-generated list of the key points an article covers, with links that will take you straight to what you’re looking for directly on the page. We’ll also help you dig deeper with “Explore on page,” where you can see questions the article answers and jump to the relevant section to learn more.”
Here’s the feature in action:
The feature is rolling out inside the Google app for Android and iOS. It will soon arrive on Chrome for desktop, too. However, it’s an experimental feature, and can be enabled after you sign up for the Google Labs. Unfortunately, Google Labs is currently limited to the US market, and there is no timeline for an international expansion.
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