
India wants USB-C even on older iPhones. Apple cries production tears.
Apple says the government rule would derail its local iPhone production plans. Or, it would need at least 18 months to process the shift away and put USB-C on older iPhones.

In 2024, Samsung will say "same same, but different" with Galaxy S24 series
Lazy work is "continued trust in our design philosophy." But hey, blame Apple for setting a shit precedent that Samsung is now ardently following.

Hey organic snobs, science just proved that normie veggies taste just the same
How do you burn shit opinions and bad perceptions? Do a blind test. That’s just what a few scientists did here and debunked the organic veggie taste hypocrisy.

Y’all dump plastic in water and it’s destroying the love life of poor sea animals
If these sea-dwelling creatures don’t make sweet, sweet love and spawn cute babies, scientists say it could affect the entire food chain. Beware, seafood fans!

Fuck love. Dating apps prefer popularity over compatibility to milk money, says research.
Step 1: Dangle attractive users to the masses. Step 2: Make the normies pay in hopes of a match. Step 3: Keep the loop going.
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